Okay. Don’t panic. Right now you’re panicking. You’re thinking: “How could they do this to me?” But what you SHOULD be thinking is “How could they do this to JOSS?” Seriously. That pity is mine and I want it back.

So what happened? Well, nothing terribly original. April got crowded with a lot of titles aimed at a similar demographic, and the studio decided September was a clearer corridor for the film to make the kind of impact it should. This isn’t about a lack of confidence in the film — in fact, they told me this before they even saw it. And now they have seen it, and unless they’re way better liars than I’m used to, they dug it. Actually, they dug it pretty large, which is a good sign since there’s not a single finished effect in the film. There’s no reworking the end, no reshoots, no “does it have to be in space?”. It’s just a marketing issue. Now you’ll get to watch lots of trailers in the summer. And hopefully, by the time it comes out, other people, people who ain’t us, will get a whiff of what we’re up to, and come along too.

I love this movie. I HATE waiting to show it too you. I felt pretty much the way I imagine you’re feeling right now when they told me. But these guys know what they’re doing, and they’re trying to protect their investment, not bury it. So I gotta be a grown-up. The release date is September 30th. Hopefully it won’t change again.

Spread the word. Keep the faith. And gleam the damn cube already.