It’s the 21st Century and we’re still arguing about whether Cinderella is prettier than Snow White and fans of Snow White are arguing among themselves as to whether she looks best in all white or if they prefer her with the pearl necklace or the gold pendant and the ivory dress. Cinderalla’s followers are musing over whether she took a size 3 or a size 3.5 glass slipper and whether the pumpkin carriage had four footmen or two and whether her ugly step sisters wore red and green or blue and yellow…

You hear what I’m saying people?

You hear me?

We’re arguing and killing each other over fairy stories…

Feckin’ fairy stories. FFS.

David Bradley