DIRECTORATE OF EDUCATION
UNITED STATES OF MARS
ATLANTIS, NEW GEORGIA AFC39

DATE OF APPROVAL: Sagittarius 36, 2204 A.D.

***The following proto-prion brain meme programming is APPROVED for immediate transdermal-patch application***
(NOTE: HYPERSTUDENT IQ 140+ version for direct MRI memory implantation yet to come...)

TARGETS : STUDENTS, LEVEL 9, MODERN EARTH HISTORY, IQ 139 AND UNDER

MEME 1, 21st Century: By 2050 A.D., astronomical and radar surveys had shown that no Near-Earth Asteroid would impact Earth for a period of 14.837 million years. Survey / monitoring efforts were discontinued.<STOP>

MEME 2, 21st Century: By 2099 A.D., following nuclear destruction of Mecca in Gulf War VIII, Arabic / Islamic populations established themselves on Asteroids with Chinese assistance paid for by petrochemical profits.<STOP>

MEME 3, 22nd Century: By 2175 A.D., Arab / Islamic refugee population on Asteroids exceeded surviving Arab / Islamic refugee population on Earth.<STOP>

MEME 4, 22nd Century: On September 11, 2199 A.D., Asteroid "Bin Laden" impacted on North American Aerospace Command Headquarters, Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA, Earth. Speed-of-sound superheated shockwave incinerated all human, animal and plant life in USA, Canada and Mexico within six hours. No prior warning of attack. Post-attack analysis of automated astronomical observations, radar records and trajectory calculations show high-speed gravity-assist Jupiter fly-by was used. <STOP>

MEME 5, 23rd Century: Treaty of Olympus Mons, signed Sagittarius 35, 2204 A.D., terminates all Martian humanitarian / nanobot assistance to Earth in return for mutual non-aggression pact with Celestial New Islamic Order.<STOP>

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