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New Thyroid Society & Journal Founded
By Sweetwind, Section News
Posted on Wed Mar 31, 2004 at 10:43:57 PM PST

Medicine The Journal of Endochronic Endocrinology debuts its maiden issue today. The field of endochronic endocrinology began with a bang this year when an endocrinologist for the first time tried resublimated thiotimoline in the treatment of chronic hypothyroidism. Thiotimoline is an odd molecule, the simplest example of a class of endochronic substances in which one chemical bond is so pressurized that it is distorted through the temporal dimension into the future. This warped bond is what gives thiotimoline the property, first described in 1948 by graduate student I. Azimuth, of dissolving 1.12 seconds before being added to water.

Thiotimoline has already lead to at least one commercial application, but had never before been used in medicine. Although in vitro experiments did not prove promising, 28-year-old University of Edinburgh-based endocrinologist Hootie Gable began a clinical study this year. In this double-blind experiment, resublimated thiotimoline proved astonishingly effective in the treatment of hypothyroidism. Gable theorizes that thiotimoline binds to the iodine atoms in T3, the peripherally generated, biologically active version of thyroid hormone. Thiotimoline temporally "smears" the T3 molecule into the future, causing it to remain active in the body after it has already broken down. Since the biological half-life of T3 is rather short, this smearing effect seems to synergistically boost the hormone's potency.

Late October of 2004, when the Society of Endochronic Endocrinology was founded as a special interest group of the American Chronochemical Society, they decided to salute the breakthrough by publishing the first edition of the Journal today, approximately six months before Gable's results become available. Publisher Cass Canteloupe attributed the urgency of launching the journal to rival claims already popping up in May of 2004, citing precedence for certain key patents in the process.

New Thyroid Society & Journal Founded | 6 comments (6 topical, 2 hidden)

it's not an original research! (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous on Wed Mar 31, 2004 at 10:43:54 PM PST
I distinctly remember to have seen such a research much more time ago... I think in the fifties... from a young chemical researcher named Azimov or something similar. This is a plagium! credit must go where it belongs... altough I'm a bit surprised that such a discovery did not lead to wondrous new physic...;-)



  • Ohps... by Anonymous, 03/31/2004 10:52:59 PM PST (none / 0)
  • you may be right! by Sweetwind, 03/31/2004 10:57:04 PM PST (none / 0)
Thiotimolene daily requirements (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous on Fri Apr 02, 2004 at 06:14:13 AM PST
All said and done Thiotimolene appears to have a distinct advantage over other time sensitive drug delivery systems. For one, it's spread across the real time barrier! In any case of use, it appears to have already been administered once it's been detected! Therefore, all subsequent use is prohibited because we DO NOT OVERMEDICATE, right? go eat your rice crispies, they'll get soggy if you don't.



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